Jan 21, 2024
22 Best Suction Dildo Positions
by DLS Team
Lauvette
Yearning for a solo adventure that’s hands-free and out-of-this-world? Buckle up, because today, we’re taking a joyous plunge into the realm of suction cup dildo positions! Get ready to redefine your intimate escapades with these tantalizing tips on maximizing the pleasure potential of this versatile adult toy. Hold on tight, it’s going to be a thrilling ride!
What is a suction cup dildo?
Before we dive headfirst into the juicier details, let’s get cozy with the basics. What in the world is a suction cup dildo? Well, imagine your typical dildo sprouting a superhero cape – that’s the suction cup dildo for you! Equipped with a base sporting a suction cup, this pleasure pal lets you affix it to various surfaces like the floor, shower walls, the edge of the bathtub, mirrors, doors, and yes, even your toilet seat. Your wildest fantasies are just a suction away!
Why Suction Cup Dildos Rock the Adult Toy Universe?
These babies, disguised as lifelike appendages, add an extra layer of oomph to your solo or coupled escapades. Need a break from manual labour? The suction cup dildo has got your back, literally! It’s a game-changer for those who adore hands-free action, providing the perfect setup for a hands-on-elsewhere kind of experience. Think of it as the Michelangelo of sex toys, sculpted for the pleasure connoisseur in you.
Suction Cup Dildo Positions
1. The Doggy Delight
Suggested Surface: Shower Wall, Bed Headboard
Dildo Position: Horizontal
Ah, the classic Doggy Delight – a staple in the suction cup dildo playbook. Imagine a picturesque scene from dildo porn, but before you get carried away, let’s nail the technique. Ensure the dildo is at the perfect height – not too high, not too low. Opt for the doggy position first, insert the tip, and then secure it on the surface. Now, unleash your inner wild side, on all fours, and ride the waves of pleasure. Pro tip: consider using a mirror wall for an extra dose of visual ecstasy.
2. Queening Quest
Suggested Surface: Uncarpeted Floor
Dildo Position: Vertical
Feeling a bit lazy today? No worries! The Queening Quest has got you covered. Stick that suction cup on a clean floor in a vertical position. Apply some lube, find your comfortable squat or kneeling position, and slide that dildo right in. Meanwhile, let your hands roam free, exploring your erogenous zones. Pound away until you reach that glorious climax – easy peasy!
3. Wildin & Grindin Galore
Suggested Surface: Uncarpeted Floor
Dildo Position: Vertical
Similar to the Queening Quest but with a twist – the Wildin & Grindin Galore. Get on all fours, let those arms support you, and thrust in and out like nobody’s business. Choose a solid, uncarpeted floor and indulge in the pleasures of this sultry position. Curved-type dildos are your best friends here, so make sure to have them in your collection for the ultimate playtime.
4. The Lusty Prisoner’s Pleasure
Suggested Surface: Bathroom or bedroom wall
Dildo Position: Horizontal
Calling all submissive souls, The Lusty Prisoner’s Pleasure is your kinky haven. Stand up, bend over, and let the toy find its place at the sweet spot. Add some lube, stand straight, and bend over, hands on your back as if restrained. Close your eyes and let your imagination run wild as you experience the thrill of being dominated. Just a word of caution – save this one for when you’re with a willing partner.
5. Chair Ride to Ecstasy
Suggested Surface: Regular Chair made from Wood/Steel
Dildo Position: Vertical
Hop on the orgasmic express with the Chair Ride to Ecstasy. Find a chair without armrests, stick the lubed-up dildo on the seat, face the backrest, and hold on for dear pleasure. This position eases the pressure on your legs, making the ride smoother. Set your pace, find your depth, and ride away until you reach the peak.
6. Dirty Dancing Dynamics
Suggested Surface: Regular Chair/Stool made from Wood/Steel
Dildo Position: Vertical
Time to add a touch of rhythm to your pleasure journey with the Dirty Dancing Dynamics. Pick a sturdy chair or stool made from strong materials, as you’re about to indulge in some bouncing and grinding. Secure the lubed-up dildo to the chair’s seat and give it a frisky “lap dance.” Slide up and down, flex those knees, or just sit comfortably for a deeper connection. And of course, don’t forget to set the mood with some sultry tunes!
7. 45-Degree Angle Adventure
Suggested Surface: Edge of a Leather-made Sofa
Dildo Position: Horizontal
A twist on the classic doggy, the 45-Degree Angle Adventure is perfect for leather-made sofas. Stick the dildo on the sofa’s edge, position yourself for a doggy-style setup, and prop one knee on the sofa seat while the other rests on the floor. Finding the right balance is key here, so take your time to adjust. A little muscle warm-up won’t hurt either – stretch it out before you dive into this enjoyable ride.
8. Baptism in Bliss
Suggested Surface: Side part of your bathtub
Dildo Position: Horizontal
For those with a bathtub at home, the Baptism in Bliss is a must-try aquatic escapade. Glide effortlessly by sticking the suction cup dildo on the inside-side of the tub. Adjust the dildo’s height, place your knees on the tub’s edge, and let the rhythmic motion take over. Your hands supporting your body on the tub’s bottom, find your pace, and let the water enhance the sensations as you reach the pinnacle of pleasure.
9. Swinging D Symphony
Suggested Surface: Wooden Door
Dildo Position: Horizontal
Yearning for a sensation of being thrust? The Swinging D Symphony is your ticket to that fun ride. Mount your suction cup dildo on a solid wooden door, stand up straight, ensure the dildo aligns with your genitals, and then, swing away! Hold onto the doorknob and let the door do the work, providing a continuous, thrilling thrusting experience. Adjust the speed and depth according to your desires and swing your way to ecstasy.
10. Love Machine Lovin’
Suggested Surface: On top of Washing Machine/Dryer
Dildo Position: Vertical
If you’re all about the easy and lazy pleasures, the Love Machine Lovin’ is your go-to position. Mount your suction cup dildo on the top of a washing machine or dryer, add some lube, and sit down onto the dildo. Let the machine work its magic, sending pulsating vibrations through the dildo. No need for elaborate movements – just sit back and enjoy the ride until you’re transported to the peaks of pleasure.
11. Blow & Bounce Bonanza
Suggested Surface: Uncarpeted Floor
Dildo Position: Vertical
Let’s talk about a win-win scenario with the Blow & Bounce Bonanza – a position that’s not just for solo play but can spice up couple play too! Stick the suction cup dildo where it belongs, ensuring it’s right below your vaginal or anal opening. Now, have your partner stand tall while you kneel in position. As you embark on your oral expedition, start thrusting in and out of the dildo for synchronized pleasure. Whether it’s for a prelude to the main event or the main event itself, this position is a versatile delight.
12. Gagged Fun Fiesta
Suggested Surface: Any solid surface
Dildo Position: Horizontal or Vertical
For those harbouring threesome fantasies but hesitating to add a third party, the Gagged Fun Fiesta might just be the solution. Stick your dildo on a reachable surface, choose your favourite position – Doggy or Lusty Prisoner – and let the imagination run wild. As your partner takes charge from behind, indulge in the sensations of dual pleasure. Close your eyes, let your fantasies play out, and enjoy the ride with this imaginative rendezvous.
13. The Twirl & Tumble
Suggested Surface: Spinning Chair
Dildo Position: Vertical
Dare to add a spin to your pleasure escapades with The Twirl & Tumble. Grab a spinning chair, mount your suction cup dildo vertically, and take a seat. Give the chair a gentle whirl, allowing the dildo to twirl within you. This position not only adds a playful spin but also offers a dynamic, ever-changing rhythm that will keep you on the edge of pleasure.
14. Secret Agent Seduction
Suggested Surface: Study Desk
Dildo Position: Vertical
Turn your study desk into a sensual playground with the Secret Agent Seduction. Affix your suction cup dildo on the desk’s surface in a vertical position. Now, channel your inner secret agent and lean over the desk, allowing the dildo to infiltrate your desires. The added thrill of the forbidden and the strategic positioning of the desk create an undercover mission of pleasure that will leave you breathless.
15. The Levitating Lotus
Suggested Surface: Yoga Mat
Dildo Position: Vertical
Elevate your intimate experience with The Levitating Lotus. Lay out a yoga mat, position your suction cup dildo vertically, and find your way into a lotus pose. As you gracefully ascend and descend, let the dildo follow your rhythm. This position not only engages your body but also adds a spiritual dimension to your pleasure journey, creating a harmonious blend of physical and metaphysical ecstasy.
16. Upside-Down Delight
Suggested Surface: Inversion Table
Dildo Position: Vertical
Flip your pleasure world upside down with the Upside-Down Delight. Secure your suction cup dildo on an inversion table, ensuring it’s firmly in place. Strap yourself in, and let gravity work its magic as you indulge in a topsy-turvy experience. This inversion not only adds a unique sensation but also intensifies the overall pleasure by defying the norms of gravity.
17. Pillow Talk Fantasy
Suggested Surface: Bed with Fluffy Pillows
Dildo Position: Horizontal
Bring the romance to your bedroom with the Pillow Talk Fantasy. Place your suction cup dildo horizontally on the bed, surrounded by fluffy pillows for comfort. Nestle in, embrace the intimacy, and let the softness of the pillows enhance the experience. This position allows for easy adjustments and a relaxed pace, perfect for a cozy night of sensual exploration.
18. The Cosmic Connection
Suggested Surface: Starlit Blanket or Comforter
Dildo Position: Horizontal
Embark on a celestial journey with The Cosmic Connection. Lay out a starlit blanket or comforter, place your suction cup dildo horizontally, and surrender to the cosmic vibes. As you stargaze and explore the depths of pleasure, let the celestial atmosphere amplify the connection between body and soul. This position is perfect for those seeking a transcendental experience in the realm of intimacy.
19. The Arch of Euphoria
Suggested Surface: Arch-Shaped Furniture
Dildo Position: Vertical
Introduce some architectural delight into your intimate moments with The Arch of Euphoria. Choose furniture with an arch-like design, mount your suction cup dildo vertically, and position yourself beneath the arch. Revel in the unique angles and support as you arch your way to euphoric heights. This position not only offers structural support but also turns your pleasure session into a work of art.
20. The Teeter-Totter Tangle
Suggested Surface: Sturdy Teeter-Totter
Dildo Position: Horizontal
Recapture the joy of childhood with a grown-up twist in The Teeter-Totter Tangle. Find a sturdy teeter-totter, place your suction cup dildo horizontally, and hop on. As you teeter and totter, let the rhythmic motion add an element of playful unpredictability to your pleasure. This position is perfect for those seeking a mix of nostalgia and sensuality in their intimate escapades.
21. The Stairway to Ecstasy
Suggested Surface: Staircase Steps
Dildo Position: Horizontal
Transform your staircase into a stairway to pleasure with this unique position. Place your suction cup dildo horizontally on a sturdy step, and then straddle or kneel on the stairs. Allow the staircase’s natural incline to become a pathway to ecstasy as you explore different angles and depths. Just be sure to pick a quiet time for this adventurous ascent.
22. The Midnight Moonwalk
Suggested Surface: Smooth Dance Floor
Dildo Position: Vertical
Channel your inner moonwalker with The Midnight Moonwalk. Find a smooth dance floor, secure your suction cup dildo vertically, and start gliding. Whether you prefer a sultry slow dance or a thrilling moonwalk, let the smooth surface and rhythmic moves take you on a journey of pleasure. This position is perfect for those looking to incorporate dance into their intimate repertoire.
Conclusion
Using a suction cup dildo is an art, a dance, a symphony of pleasure. Find the one that makes your world quake, experiment with new positions, and plunge into the world of endless ecstasy. Remember, the more open you are to new techniques, the more pleasure awaits. So, saddle up, embrace the adventure, and may your rides be ever joyful! Happy exploring!